These corny jokes will make you laugh out loud

He wanted a present she gave him a surprise

The woman got quiet and left for France.

 

One month later he picked her up from the airport and asked, “How was your trip, my lovely wife?”

 

“It was amazing” she replied.

 

“And what did you do about my present?”

 

“Which present?” She inquired.

 

“The one I asked for, a beautiful French girl!”

 

“Oh, that one,” she said, “I did everything I could to bring you your present, now we have to wait just nine months to see if it is a girl!”