A woman invited her boyfriend at a dinner
The gas pains were almost making his eyes water.
After so much control he couldn’t hold and decided to relive himself a bit and let out a fart.
Everyone at the table heard the fart.
Before he even had a chance to be embarrassed, his girlfriend’s mother looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the man’s feet and said, “Oscar!”
The man got happy and thought, “This is great!” and there was a big smile on his face.
A few moments later he started to feel the pain again. This time, he didn’t even hesitate and let a much louder and longer fart out.
The mother again looked at the dog and yelled, “OSCAR!”
Once again the man got and happy and thought “This is really great!”. A few moments later he had to fart once again. He let out the loudest fart that neighbors could hear it.
Once again the mother looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “OSCAR, GET AWAY BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!”